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Eh, Shibayu-kun, you're watching 7-11, aren't you?
Why do you always say that to me?
Mushimegane-kun, thank you for everything!
It's not painful, is it?
I failed, didn't I?!
No, no.
We've done this series quite a few times.
This is our fifth time, right?
At first, we gave out presents like this.
And the person who gave out the best present would sit here again.
And everyone would buy presents for that person again.
There was a loop like that.
But, because Shibayu-kun won twice in a row...
That's bad, right?
The Mushimegane who didn't get anything...
Well, pitifully, is sitting here.
So, this time, we're going to buy things that Mushimegane would like...
And if Mushimegane likes it, we're going to buy it.
So you're going to make me sit on your stomach?!
Yeah...
That's what you're going to do, right?!
Yeah!
That's right!
Everyone's sitting here and I'm like, "Wow, this is nice!"
But it's a little...
I feel like it's a little complicated.
No, no, please enjoy it.
This time, we're going to buy things that Mushimegane would like.
I'm really looking forward to it.
However, there's only one thing you can buy.
Yes.
If you didn't choose it, you'll have to buy it for yourself.
We're prepared for that and bought it.
So, let's give out presents in order.
Yes!
Who wants to go first?!
Can we just go in order?
Let's start with Tetsuya.
Oh, me?
Yes.
Then I'll go first.
Yes.
Where did you say Don Quijote today?
Don Quijote?!
I always say Don Quijote.
Don Quijote...
Does this look like Don Quijote?!
Oh!
This is what I said!
You said Ginza, Tanaka...
Can't you see my face?
This is how it's broadcast.
I really know!
Thank you very much, Tetsuya-san.
No, no, look, look, look!
Ginza, Tanaka...
Do you want me to kill you?
What are you saying?!
Please open it up.
Yes!
We'll prepare it for you.
Oh!
I know!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!
I know it, too!
Tanaka...
Tanaka... Kikinzoku...
Eh, is it that famous?!
I've tried giving it out once, too.
Eh...
Is that so?
Yes.
Please open it up.
Yes!
Here we go!
Oh!
This is...
Gold ingot!
Ah!
100g of gold!
I see!
Speaking of things you like,
the first thing that comes to mind is...
Money!
Hahahahaha!
Knowledge! Wealth! That's what I like about it!
I see!
Wow, that's interesting!
I've never seen anything like it!
You don't really think about buying gold yourself, do you?
That's true.
Wait, hold this for me for a second.
Isn't it heavy?
Wait, I've never held gold before either.
Whoa!
Is this for real?
Oh, you're holding it!
Wow!
That's crazy!
Actually, I was going to give it to you for last year's birthday.
Oh, really?
We actually talked about it.
Oh, yeah, we did talk about it.
Gold is kind of nasty.
It's kind of nasty.
But in the end, you didn't get anything.
Yeah...
Hahahaha!
That's nasty, isn't it?
By the way, I think you'll really want this.
There's gold, and there's this one.
I don't have much money.
The price and...
Hey!
Yes!
Today, I went in here and said...
Hey, what kind of stock should I buy?
Hahaha!
You're the first one who hasn't got any money from a million yen.
How much is this?
This is...
If it sells, it's worth the money.
So, I bought it for...
100 grams...
520,000 yen!
Wow! That's expensive!
Oh!
520,000 yen!
Hey!
You're lying!
No, no!
You're lying!
520,000 yen!
It's expensive, but...
In the end...
If it sells and comes back...
You can keep the money you spent until now for free...
It's actually free of charge.
It's free of charge.
You can just buy it as it is.
What's this? Can I carry this with me?
Hahaha!
Okay! So...
Let's do it in order.
Next, Ryo.
Okay!
I'll do it!
Okay, Ryo.
Please!
This is what I bought!
Oh!
Here you go!
Can I?
Yes!
Oh!
What is it?
It's a decanter!
Yes!
A decanter!
The one you put wine in?
That's right!
Oh!
You like alcohol, don't you?
Well, I don't hate it.
If you put wine in it, it'll taste better, right?
That's right!
What!?
The company that makes this...
It's a company that makes a lot of Toyota automobiles.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a company that has a very precise machining inside.
And if you put Japanese or white wine in it, the taste will change.
What's that?
Do you have wine?
I picked it up there earlier.
Did you pick it up?
Is it ours?
Well, I'm going to put in two now, so I'm sure it's better to put it in.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That was close!
I was surprised!
Which one is better?
Oh, I see.
Yes, first of all, this is red wine.
How is it?
It's normal.
I don't know the taste of red wine.
It's a big difference, isn't it?
It's exactly the same.
Why are you hiding it?
I've tasted it a lot.
There's no way it's like that.
Yozan, is this okay?
It's not the same.
It's about the same.
Hey!
I don't know if it's not the same.
I see.
Then the price.
18,000 yen.
I thought it would be more expensive.
It's exactly the same.
Nozomi-san, please close your eyes.
Nozomi-san, please open your eyes.
Why did you dodge it?
It's huge!
Is it a celestial park?
That's right.
This is a celestial park!
You like this kind of thing, don't you?
You can see the stars clearly.
You can look at the night sky while editing.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
You can look at it like you're editing.
Why did you dodge it?
I thought you wouldn't buy it.
I don't buy this.
Can you explain the product?
What?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
Celestial park. I recommend it!
It's easy for beginners to handle.
I didn't know what it was.
It was difficult for me.
The price is just right.
It's 40,000 yen.
It's cheap for two dollars.
How do you like it?
It's better than before.
Of course.
Thank you very much.
Finally, Shibai.
You succeeded twice.
I know how you feel.
But you didn't deliver it this morning.
So I went to buy it in a hurry.
Did you go to buy it?
You said you would prepare it in two hours.
Let's open it.
What is it?
It's dirty.
You didn't do it every day, did you?
No, I bought it in Nagoya.
Please open it.
It's an answer.
What is it?
What's the name of it?
It's like "yebo-kasa-go".
What is it?
It's "nantoka-kasa-go".
It's not a fish's name.
It's like a global laboratory.
You can see various biotechnology there.
I bought it for as a collector's step.
Is it a real fish?
Is it a design of a real fish?
It's not fake, is it?
You don't make it up?
You don't make it up, do you?
You can't say random things!
How much is it?
300,000 yen.
Oh!
I thought it was art.
At first, I ordered a big human model on Amazon.
Here you go.
So you're the one who bought the human model?
Yeah, I'm the one who bought the human model for 250,000 yen.
Really?!
Oh, I see, I see.
That's it for the four.
Yes!
Oh, that's a problem.
There's a lot of different things in different genres.
You can only change one of these photos.
I've decided!
Oh!
Well, let's get started!
Which one did you choose?!
The product I chose is...
This one!
Please give me this anti-theft glasses!
Here you are!
Thank you very much!
Look at this!
I've been showing you this since the last Tetsuya's video.
Oh, really?
I wrote it on my iPhone. "Bushi-san's telescope."
I'm so happy about this!
At this age, I think it might be a good idea to look up at the night sky alone.
I thought you might like it, so I chose it for you.
Thank you very much.
You didn't choose it at all!
This is a little unusual.
It's your choice!
I'm glad you chose it for me.
And I thought it might be good to have it as an adult.
But you know, you can buy it anytime you want.
I thought you wouldn't be able to buy it with the money you got it from your friends.
I see.
So, I thought you might like it because it's going to be sold for 520,000 yen.
And it really doesn't change the taste.
Hey! Of course it changes!
I don't drink this much.
I need you.
You know, Ryo-kun has a house in Okazaki.
A lot of women gather there.
So, if you're in Japan, you can't force yourself to drink it.
I'm sorry, but please use it.
If you don't know what it is, let's go to bed.
This is a little scary.
Scary?
This is a little scary.
Scary?
At first, I thought it was that.
The one you put on the shoulder of JASUGO PAISEN.
It's good for your health.
Is it good for your health?
It's good.
4,000 yen.
Are you kidding me?!
It's expensive!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
So, according to the original rule, TOSHINSHI will be next.
But TOSHINSHI is already doing it.
There are people who are more pitiful than me.
Actually, I haven't noticed it, but I don't have a ring here for some reason.
I haven't noticed it, but I don't have a ring here for some reason.
When I started filming, I happened to start drinking.
As it was, it became a series.
At the end, the five of us will give you a ring.
So for now, this series is complete.
I'm out of here.
See you! Bye bye!
I'm gonna go sell.